A Sixth Grader’s Guide to Surviving the Hallways

To someone who’s never navigated the Gorzycki hallways before, getting around the school can be kind of scary. Here are some tips for getting around.

1. You walk in the halls the same way you drive a car-on the right side. When you’re walking in the halls, always walk on your right side. Always.

2. Don’t scream and bounce around, people will give you dirty looks and then get annoyed and then it’s just embarrassing. Some people might even yell at you, it’s pretty bad.

3. Don’t get caught using your phones. Teachers will take them up and then you’ll have to to be disconnected from the world for a day. Not fun.

4. If you can find one, I highly suggest getting a buddy to walk to your classes with, try finding a friend who is going to a class near you, or even better, the same class.

5. If you’re in the halls during class, make sure you have a hall pass. If a teacher catches you in the halls with out a pass you’ll get in trouble, which stinks.

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